And the winner is …

ACP Internist Weekly has tallied the voting from its latest cartoon contest, where readers are invited to match wits against their peers to provide the most original and amusing caption.

“I know you read all about it on the internet, Mr. Smith, but this isn't how we typically diagnose labyrinthitis.”

This issue's winning cartoon caption was submitted by ACP Member Jared Andrew Wong, MD. Thanks to all who voted! The winning entry captured 62% of the votes.

The runners-up were:

“Believe me, the phone tree is even worse.”

“The cardiologist tells me this should take care of your irregular heart rhythm.”